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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:06
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No go.
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How can we get rid of viral fever naturaly?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
No way
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
—
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
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